Yep. That's Lance!

After I got onto him for doing something he shouldn't have:

"But Mom! Something in my brain just tells me to do bad things and I can't control it!"

While playing Lego Indiana Jones with Killian (our neighbor):

"I like to destroy bridges! I know you like to walk on them, but, you know..."

Lance: "I don't like looking at pretty things!"

Mom: "Lance, that's not true. You like butterflies."

Lance: "That's the only pretty thing I like."

"And you."

"I think you're pretty all the time."

Mom: [smile] "Thanks, Lance."

Mom: "Lance, don't just lick your pretzels. You need to eat them."

Lance: "But Mom, it's wet, and I don't eat wet things!"